solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via vintagesexappeal)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via malibamis)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via malibamis)

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?