sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via yelled)

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via p0p-rocks)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via yelled)

mac or pc? sry i use barbie image

(Source: rockpikmin, via ruinedchildhood)

"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via cincodegayo)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via marissapaigexo)

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via cincodegayo)

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

image

(via inevititable)